Corn/Lettuce OTP

shitintheyankeetag:

yankeedoodle27:

uncommonbreakdance:

Hey Yankees, yeah you have 27 rings, but my Texas Rangers have gone to the World Series 2 years in a row. Who cares if we didn’t win? We didn’t even have a massive payroll you guys always have. Also, we beat you in 2010 in the ALCS. So you can shout your “WE HAVE 27 RINGS!” all you want, but I wasn’t alive for the majority of those, you probably weren’t either, and I can not explain the amount of fucks I do not give about the 27 rings. We’ll win it this year. Yankees, you suck, and your fans suck and are annoying. That applies to the 3 or 4 friends of mine that are Yankee fans. From now until I’m 90 years old, the 1 thing that will make me happy is the Yankees losing. 

cool story bro

sry can’t hear you

If they lose, they had an amazing run, but please WIN TONIGHT >:|

baseballbromances:

PLEASE FUCKING WIN.  /back under my rock

I love the name of this article!

brb dying
… of…. something…. laughter/embarrassment/idk

brb dying

… of…. something…. laughter/embarrassment/idk

corcarrasco:

pretty much made my night.
the ump kinda ruins it. like a lot though. -_-

 The ump has to get in his Kinsler viewings too.
/most appropriate reblog for the night he becomes a baby daddy again, I know.

corcarrasco:

pretty much made my night.

the ump kinda ruins it. like a lot though. -_-

 The ump has to get in his Kinsler viewings too.

/most appropriate reblog for the night he becomes a baby daddy again, I know.

Sorry, this tumblr goes on hiatus when poor Ian isn’t doing well.  If he starts doing badly I’ll disappear again.
/fairweather tumblrer
Such a little ballerina here <3

Sorry, this tumblr goes on hiatus when poor Ian isn’t doing well.  If he starts doing badly I’ll disappear again.

/fairweather tumblrer

Such a little ballerina here <3

Texas Rangers shortstop Elvis Andrus (1) kicks fellow infielder Ian  Kinsler in the rear after tagging Los Angeles Angels second baseman  Howard Kendrick (47) for the final out of their 5-4 win at the Rangers  Ballpark in Arlington, Sunday, May 15, 2011.
&#8230; Ian knows how to get back at him without even looking.

Texas Rangers shortstop Elvis Andrus (1) kicks fellow infielder Ian Kinsler in the rear after tagging Los Angeles Angels second baseman Howard Kendrick (47) for the final out of their 5-4 win at the Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Sunday, May 15, 2011.

… Ian knows how to get back at him without even looking.

Young tiny adorable monochromatic cutie

Young tiny adorable monochromatic cutie

Ian and the amazing technicolor horizontal stripes of doom.

Ian and the amazing technicolor horizontal stripes of doom.

No collection of Ian Kinsler pictures is complete without a mouse POV.

No collection of Ian Kinsler pictures is complete without a mouse POV.

In honor of offday, a picture of Ian when he was on DL early last year.

In honor of offday, a picture of Ian when he was on DL early last year.

Ian hoarding and smelling the bouquet he&#8217;s supposed to be presenting to his mom.

Ian hoarding and smelling the bouquet he’s supposed to be presenting to his mom.

Happy Mother&#8217;s Day from Ian and his pink garters.

Happy Mother’s Day from Ian and his pink garters.